Simple and Sweet Jokes

1.Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!

2.A Happy Boss tells his employees: You worked very hard this year.
As a reward, I 'll give everyone a check for Rs 5000.
If you work with the same zeal next year, I'll sign those checks.

3.Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.


4.What's the difference between pleasure and torture?
Pleasure is thinking of you & torture is thinking of you too much.

5.Santa: I'm a proud father. My son is in medical college. Banta: What's he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!

6.Life is a paradox-what u want ,u don't get(llove), what u get, u don't enjoy(marriage),
what u enjoy is not permanent(girlfriend), what is permanent is boring(wife)